Total Medals Earned: 1,686 (From 226 different games.) Total Medal Score: 22,015 Points
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/450 points)
reach the first 100m distance
reach the first 500m distance
activate speed dash 3 times
reach 1000m distance
reach 2500m distance
hit 10 obstacles in hyper dash mode
reach 5000m distance
perform 30 streaks in succession
leave over kingkong out of the screen for 3 minutes
tripping over obstacles 13 times
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/10 (15/215 points)
Acquire 300 nostalgia points
Get 5,000 music sense
Make 5,000 dollars
Reach 6,000 hipness
Reach 150 intelligence
Obtain 300 irony
Become the best hipster you can be!
You finally made it into space!
Medals Earned: 4/35 (40/405 points)
At last 26/30 right answers
You reach Nirvana by winning the game with all right answers
Medals Earned: 5/9 (55/190 points)
Kick someone who's already unconscious.
Make five "friends" at once.
Complete Story
Give out ten alarms in one day.
Don't get knocked out in the story.
Collect $40 during the story.
Top $100 in Arcade Mode.
Beat 20 people at the ice rink.
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/160 points)
Crash Your Bowl
Beat the Blowfish Boss
Die trying to jump a shark
Bounce off the backs of 2 turtles in a row
Beat the Frog boss
Beat the Walrus boss
Travel more than 1000m in Endless mode
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Hey look there's more than one of me
So trapping them and not letting them finish is okay?
You completed the game
Medals Earned: 4/4 (110/110 points)
Stomp 100 Flies total
Have over 1,000 coins at once
Buy 5 Magnet Upgrades
Get into space.
Medals Earned: 18/21 (210/270 points)
Steal a speedboat.
Escape from the helicopter.
Grind against another vehicle.
Jump onto another vehicle!
Steal a motorcycle.
Drive on the oncoming lane for 500 points.
Steal a police car.
Steal a tank.
Jump off a vehicle shortly before it explodes.
Enter Fury Mode.
Jump onto 3 vehicles in a row.
Drive on the oncoming lane for 1500 points.
Drive fast then jump on an oncoming vehicle.
Destroy another vehicle.
Destroy a tank (besides your own).
Jump onto 6 vehicles in a row.
Drive on the oncoming lane for 3000 points.
Jump onto 8 vehicles in a row.
Jump between flying jet planes! Insane!!!
Hijack a jet plane?!
Defeat the final boss and save humanity!
Medals Earned: 13/18 (200/385 points)
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Get to the party!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
Find all 3 good endings.
Lose in every way possible.
Medals Earned: 4/6 (160/310 points)
Viewed 'em! ...credits :)
10 levels. No problem. Keep going for 10 levels.
Freedom of speech... listen to the moles!
Pacifism. Moles don't like mallets.
5 flavours served. Don't waste ice-cream.
Some joy is coming your way!